Ok, this one was my favorite. I invited my Facebook friends to caption this photo of Aidan and his cousin Owen. You, my people, proved yourself to be witty and hilarious and a teeny bit dark.
First place for surgery reference goes to Christine:
Yeah dude, I know you’re tired. I am too–you know after two major surgeries and opening my back wide open and stuff. But you’re tired? Sure! Me and my titanium back can carry you!
First place for surgery AND Superman reference goes to Joanne:
I said TITANIUM…not Kryptonite…duh!
First place for preach it sister! goes to Lynn:
It’s called “kale.” They think we’ll eat it if they color it red….don’t touch it!
First place for calling our boys out as studs goes to Michelle:
It’s hard to be as popular as we are, Super A. THIS should protect us from all those girl cooties.
First place for being super close to the truth goes to Nancy:
We admit the frogs have all escaped, but we have deduced that yes, frogs do have lips.
And the grand prize of a hot tub (which I’m totally not buying) for dropping these adorable boys into a Breaking Bad scene goes to my brother Scott:
You lost your partner today. What’s his name – Emilio? Emilio is going to prison. The DEA took all your money, your lab. You got nothing. Square one. But you know the business and I know the chemistry. I’m thinking… maybe you and I could partner up.
And the truth is:
Obviously they were dissecting a dead bird on the back deck of their Pop’s house. Duh.
Some more great answers:
Michelle: So Aidan, I hear theres a mold problem……we got this.
Carrie: No job too small.
Joanna: Aren’t there child labor laws against this?
Eileen: Dude, our Moms went a little overboard with the no germs thing.
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